Clowning is a profession in rapid decline. “We reach out constantly to try to find the younger people to come forward and to join us.” …Yes, down here, where there’s cotton candy, and rides, all sorts of surprises… balloons too [Scary]

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Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying

By After Hours  Published: May 14th, 2012 

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50 Shades of CHICKtionary

And Now We Know
Why Granny Was Always Smiling
I just read that the explosive sales of the steamy 50 SHADES OF GREY have lead to an estimated 300% increase in the sales of sex toys, including the infamous Ben Wa balls of page 362
As a public service, I shall now read from the book of CHICKtionary, so that all may go forth in erotic edification and participate with confidence in the girl-talk at your PTA meetings, church bake sales and country club locker rooms.
[Hint:  Try saying something like, "Oh, you're still putting them there?  *eye roll*  That's so 1992."]
Ben Wa Balls, noun
In use among a variety of cultures for centuries, Ben Wa balls and the like are instruments of female sexual arousal as well as tools used to help increase the strength of the vaginal muscles.  The balls can be made of a variety of materials and hollow models can contain smaller spheres or even chimes.  (Was that the doorbell?)  The balls are inserted into the vagina, where they remain until removed using an optional retrieval cord or are coughed or sneezed out.  For erotic stimulation, a gentle rocking motion is recommended, although Mr. Wa has reportedly received complaints that the balls? effect is too subtle to be felt.  For conditioning of the vaginal muscles, the balls are held inside the vagina with a clenching motion, taking the definition of ?private training? to its extreme.
So, anyway…[ahem]…have a stimulating weekend and ROCK ON.

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Geek Pride Night 9pm 5/23 at Skybar in Bowling Green, OH. Farkers most definitely welcome to our party [FarkParty]

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Battle of Hurtgen Forest

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Three months after the initial D-Day landings in France, Major General Norman Cota commanding the 28th Infantry Division, was involved in the Battle of Hurtgen Forest. The plan to attack the dug in German defenses in a heavily forested region, was the brain child of General Omar Bradley.

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Comic for May 17, 2012


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Online Media Awards 2012: finalists

New Statesman nominated in two categories.

The shortlists of this year's Online Media Awards have been announced ahead of the 21 June ceremony at the Emirates Stadium in London. With entrants including many of the world's leading websites, the awards identify the most original and creative online news providers from over the last year.

Nominated sites, all in the English language, are judged on categories ranging from the quality of journalism, design, reporting on a regional and national level, multimedia content and photography.

2011's big winner was sundaytimes.co.uk, taking away six awards including Website of the Year (the Grand Prix), Best Video Journalism and Online Editor of the Year for Gordon Thomson. Smaller publishers were also decorated by the international judging panel, such as physicsworld.com (Best Specialist Site) and @naturenews (Best Twitter Feed).

The New Statesman is delighted to have made it through to the final round in two categories this year – Online Editor of the Year (Jon Bernstein, NS Deputy Editor) and Best Commentary/Blogging. Here are the nominations in full:

Best National News Site

 
The Guardian
The Sunday Times
The Times
Best Site for news-led Journalism
BBC News website
Los Angeles Times
The Guardian
Mail Online
New York Times
Sky News
The Sun
The Sunday Times
Telegraph
The Times
Wall St Journal
Washington Post
 

Best Specialist Site for Journalism

 
theartsdesk.com
Bloomberg
The Economist
Financial Times
Guardian Datastore
International Network of Street Papers
Nature News and comment
Press Gazette
Wired
Reuters Breakingviews
Red Online
Best Technical Innovation
The Guardian
 

Best Designed site

 
Red Online
The Sunday Times
Thomson Reuters Foundation
For AlertNet – The World's Humanitarian News Site
The Times
For The Times iPad app
Trinity Mirror Regionals
For WalesOnline
 

Best Local/Regional News Site

 
belfasttelegraph.co.uk
Bristol24-7
thebusinessdesk.com/yorkshire/
lancashiretelegraph.co.uk
Leedsstudent.org
thelincolnite.co.uk
liverpoolecho.co.uk
Manchester Evening News
Northcliffe Digital
for www.thisiscornwall.co.uk
southwalesargus.co.uk
walesonline.co.uk

 

Best Video Journalism

 
BBC News
IOP Publishing
For Physics World
Thomson Reuters Foundation
The Times
The Sunday Times

 

For iPad edition

 
Financial Times for FT web app
Newsquest South west London for Croydon Guardian e-Xtra
The Times for The Times Word Nerd
Best Twitter feed
BBC News
For @BBCBreaking
Comic Relief for @sportrelief
The Guardian for Paul Lewis @paullewis
Nature Publishing Group For @NatureNews
Yahoo! For @YahooOmgUK
The Times for @timesfashion
The Sunday Times for @TheSTStyle
 

Best Use of Crowd Sourcing or Citizen Journalism

 
BBC News website for BBC UGC hub for Syria protests
Blottr for the people powered news service
The Guardian for Guardian coverage of the England riots
Mindful Money
The Times for The Times' Cities Fit for Cycling
 

Best use of Photography

 
The Times
The Sunday Times
Best Use of Social Media
AOL Huffington Post Media Group
Company Magazine
The Guardian
Press Gazette
Metro
South Wales Argus
The Times
 

Best Brand Development

 
Emap
For Student Nursing Times
The Times
Best Campaigning/Investigative Journalism
Exaro News
International Business Times UK
Press Gazette
The Sunday Times
The Times
 

Best Commentary/Blogging

 
Channel 4 News
For FactCheck
The Huffington Post UK
New Statesman
Reuters Breakingviews
Trinity Mirror Regionals
For Dale Street Associates
The Times
 

Best Commercial Innovation

 
Mindful Money
Newsquest South west London
For School Correspondents
The Times

 

Digital Writer of the Year

 
Andrew Pugh, Press Gazette
Murad Ahmed, The Times
 

Online Editor of the Year

 
Ananyo Bhattacharya, Chief Online Editor, Nature News & Comment
Carla Buzasi, Editor-in-chief, AOL Huffington Post Media Group
Carrie Tyler, Editor, ELLEuk.com
Dominic Ponsford, Editor, Press Gazette
Gordon Thomson, Editor, The Sunday Times
Jon Bernstein, Deputy Editor, New Statesman
Tom Whitwell, Online Editor, The Times
Steve Herrmann, Editor, BBC News website
 

Website of the Year (Grand Prix)

 
Announced at the Awards ceremony in June.
 

Chairman’s Awards

 
Chosen by the chairman of the judging panel, Noel Young, as his personal favourite and announced at the awards ceremony in June.

 

Source: http://www.newstatesman.com/media/media/2012/05/online-media-awards-2012-finalists

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Bachelor Cooking

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

“I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.”

“Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second.

“You said it. …


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